The Best Red Dwarf Quotes
I don’t want you to think of me as someone who’s dead. More of someone who is no longer a threat to your marriages.
Classic Red Dwarf quote from the first episode. Check out the full script here – Red Dwarf The End Full Script.
In the first episode from Red Dwarf Series 2, we get our first glimpse of Kryten, a mechanoid who later becomes a core Red Dwarf character.
What the hell’s happened to my teeth? The appearance of Dwayne Dibley, one of the best characters on Red Dwarf even if we don’t see much of him!
This is the full script for Red Dwarf Series 1 Episode 6 -Me². If you thought that one Rimmer was enough, wait until there are 2!
Let’s enjoy an evening meal, Lister style! Has anyone actually tried eating kippers vindaloo? We have to say, we’re tempted!
“Probably those kippers you had for supper”
“Nothin’ wrong with kippers for supper”
“But kippers vindaloo? Can’t be good for you!”
Full scripts for Red Dwarf online. This is the full script for RED DWARF Series 1 Episode 5, “Confidence and Paranoia”
This is what death feels like according to Rimmer! – It’s like being on holiday with a group of Germans.