Red Dwarf Quotes – A Collection of the Best Red Dwarf Quotes

Welcome to Red Dwarf Quotes ! You will find an awesome collection of the best Red Dwarf Quotes online right here!  We hope you enjoy them, Smeg Head!

Red Dwarf Quotes

Red Dwarf is a long running British Sci-Fi comedy series., and was first aired back in 1988, There have since been 10 series made, and there is an eleventh series planned.  Breaking news – A new series of Red Dwarf is due to air in September 2016!

Over the years, there have been hundreds of funny Red Dwarf Quotes. We have gathered together the best of the best, and put them all in one place for you! As the ultimate Red Dwarf Fan-Page, we aim to put a smile on your face!

Funny Red Dwarf Quotes

There are an almost endless list of funny quotes from Red Dwarf, and it has been a tough job choosing the best. In the end, we took the easy way out. We figured that each week we would put new Red Dwarf quotes live, so make sure you keep coming back. We also have a Facebook page which is updated twice a day, and you can see the feed for that on this homepage.

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Red Dwarf Full Scripts

If you are interested in full scripts from Red Dwarf, then we have a project that might interest you. The plan is to find some full scripts from the show, and then either link out to them or have them here. This way, you can choose your own quotes from the show, and then share them out. Take a look at the menus above, and have a browse around the site. It will be time well spent, we promise! If you like anything you see, please share it out on social media. Sharing is caring and all that!

Favourite Red Dwarf Characters

Which are your favourite characters from Red Dwarf, and why? Is it classic Holly, because of the quips. Is it the Cool Cat for his style? Lazy Lister, because he’s a slob? Is it Kryten, or Kochanski? Ok, it’s probably not Kochanski, because no-one really likes that character! Whichever one it is though, we will have put the best quotes from them here. We have also collected a whole bunch of Red Dwarf quotes from the main characters, and you can check them out on Pinterest.

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