Has anyone ever told you that the configuration and juxtaposition of your features is extraordinarily apposite?
ΥΕΑΗ, Α STEAMING PILE OF HOTSPUR
That’s a lot of Tottenham, that is. Yeah, a steaming pile of Hotspur. ΥΕΑΗ, Α STEAMING PILE OF HOTSPUR
Best Red Dwarf Quotes Episodes and Moments
That’s a lot of Tottenham, that is. Yeah, a steaming pile of Hotspur. ΥΕΑΗ, Α STEAMING PILE OF HOTSPUR
LIster to Red Dwarf. We have in our midst a complete smeg pot. Brains in the anal region. Chin absent, presumed missing. Genitalia small and inoffensive. Of no value or interest. GENITALIA SMALL AND INOFFENSIVE. OF NO VALUE OR INTEREST
Has anyone ever told you that the configuration and juxtaposition of your features is extraordinarily apposite?
Do you remember the opening scrolling text from Red Dwarf Series 3? Here’s the text from the red Dwarf scrolling text in full. Red Dwarf Scrolling Text Red Dwarf III The Saga Continuums Three million years in the future, Dave Lister, the last human being alive, discovers he is pregnant after a liason with his … Read more
Get real man. Most eunuchs got more balls than you. MOST EUNUCHS HAVE GOT MORE BALLS THAN YOU
Rimmer, real dumplings, proper dumplings when they are properly cooked to perfection, proper dumplings should not bounce! PROPER DUMPLINGS SHOULD NOT BOUNCE
Here’s the full script and quotes for Red Dwarf Parallel Universe. It might have been a low-budget episode, but easily one of the best!
Kryten, kindly get to the point before I jam your nose between your cheeks and make it the filling of a buttock sandwich.
Just let me check: thermos, sandwiches, corn plasters, telephone money, dandruff brush, animal footprint chart, and one triple thick condom…you never know!