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I Never Thought In My Entire Life I’d Taste An Edible Pot Noodle

December 7, 2016 by Dave_Lister

I tell you one thing: I’ve been to a parallel universe, I’ve seen time running backwards, I’ve played pool with planets, and I’ve given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I’d taste an edible Pot Noodle.

An Edible Pot Noodle

I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle. Red Dwarf Quotes

This Red Dwarf quote comes from series 5, episode 5 called ‘Demons and Angels‘.

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Well I Prefer Chicken – Classic Red Dwarf Quote

November 30, 2016 by Dave_Lister
Well I prefer chicken - classic Red Dwarf quote

“Well I prefer chicken.” This is a classic Red Dwarf quote from Red Dwarf series 2. The episode is called ‘Better Than Life’.

Well I Prefer Chicken

Well I prefer chicken - classic Red Dwarf quote

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Now Kindly Cluck Off Before I Extract Your Giblets

November 23, 2016 by Dave_Lister

Now kindly cluck off before I extract your giblets, and shove a large seasoned onion between the lips you never kiss with.

Now Kindly Cluck Off

Now kindly cluck off - Red Dwarf Quotes

A classic Red Dwarf quote from season 2. The episode is called ‘Stasis Leak‘.

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You’ve Got The Brains Of Diarrhoea – Classic Quote From Red Dwarf

November 16, 2016 by Dave_Lister
You've got the brains of diarrhoea and the breeding of a maggot - Classic quote from Red Dwarf

You’ve got the brains of diarrhoea, and the breeding of a maggot. Classic quote from Red Dwarf series one episode ‘Balance of Power‘.

You’ve Got The Brains Of Diarrhoea

You've got the brains of diarrhoea and the breeding of a maggot - Classic quote from Red Dwarf

Classic quote from Red Dwarf series one. For more quotes, take a look around the site, and remember to like our Facebook page!

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Every day is a happy day for a Dwarfer!

November 2, 2016 by Dave_Lister
I'm os happy my nipples are tingling

Every day is a happy day for a Dwarfer! Have you ever felt as happy as the Cat? Classic quote from the TV show Red Dwarf.

I’m So Happy

I'm os happy my nipples are tingling

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Have You Ever Had One Of Those Days? | Classic Red Dwarf

October 24, 2016 by Dave_Lister

Have you ever had one of those days? Classic Red Dwarf quotes, lines and scenes here are www.reddwarfquotes.com!

Have You Ever Had One Of Those Days?

Have you ever had one of those days? Classic Red Dwarf!

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I Have Given Pleasure To The World Because…

October 17, 2016 by Dave_Lister

The Cat from red Dwarf is vain, ego-centric, but boy, does he have a beautiful ass! One of our favourite quotes from Red Dwarf.

I have given pleasure to the world because..

I have given pleasure to the world because ...

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