“Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major – and I mean major – leaflet campaign”
Red Dwarf Quotes
I’ VE BEEN SO WORRIED I HAVEN’T BUFFED MY SHOES IN MY TWO DAYS
“I’ve been so worried I haven’t buffed my shoes in my two days.”
I’VE SEEN WESTERNS, I KNOW HOW TO SPEAK COWBOY
“I’ ve seen Westerns, I know how to speak cowboy….” “Dry white wine and Perrier, please”. I’VE SEEN WESTERNS, I KNOW HOW TO SPEAK COWBOY
Things to do: Stop milk, pay papers, invade Czechoslovakia!
Things to do: Stop milk, pay papers, invade Czechoslovakia! Classic Red Dwarf quote – but which episode was it?
I don’t want you to think of me as someone who’s dead – Red Dwarf
I don’t want you to think of me as someone who’s dead. More of someone who is no longer a threat to your marriages. Red Dwarf Quote From Episode 1 Classic Red Dwarf quote from the first episode. Check out the full script here – Red Dwarf The End Full Script.
What the hell happened to my teeth?! Dwayne Dibley Red Dwarf
What the hell’s happened to my teeth? The appearance of Dwayne Dibley, one of the best characters on Red Dwarf even if we don’t see much of him! What the hell’s happened to my teeth?
Kippers Vindaloo – A Meal Of Champions! | Red Dwarf
Let’s enjoy an evening meal, Lister style! Has anyone actually tried eating kippers vindaloo? We have to say, we’re tempted! Kippers Vindaloo “Probably those kippers you had for supper” “Nothin’ wrong with kippers for supper” “But kippers vindaloo? Can’t be good for you!”
It’s Like being On Holiday With A Group Of Germans
This is what death feels like according to Rimmer! – It’s like being on holiday with a group of Germans. It’s Like Being On Holiday With A Group Of Germans
With respect Sir, you have your head up your big fat arse
With respect Sir, you have your head up your big fat arse. A great quote from Red Dwarf series 2 episode ‘Stasis Leak’. Check out more great Red Dwarf quotes on our site! With Respect Sir
They’ve Got Less Meat On Them Than A Chicken McNugget
They’ve got less meat on them than a chicken McNugget. A quote from Red Dwarf series 2, episode 1 called ‘Kryten’. They’ve Got Less Meat On Them Than This Red Dwarf quote is from the episode where we first get introduced to the character Kyrten.