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HE WAS A DRUG-CRAZED TRANSVESTITE, BUT AT LEAST WE COULD ‘VE GONE DANCING

March 21, 2021March 24, 2017 by Dave_Lister

Hermann Goring would ‘ve been more of a laugh than Rimmer!I mean, OK, he was a drug-crazed transvestite, but at least we could ‘ve gone dancing.

March 21, 2021March 20, 2017 by Dave_Lister

He helped me break my programming, sir. Over the years I have managed to develop some serious character faults of which I’m extremely proud!

March 17, 2017 by Dave_Lister

Cat: This is gonna crack him up. Devastate him. Who ‘s gonna tell him?

Rimmer: I ‘ll write you into my will if you let it be me!

March 13, 2017 by Dave_Lister

Actually, as far as psychotically deranged ruthless killer stimulants go, you ‘re a bit of a babe! What are you doing tonight?

March 10, 2017 by Dave_Lister

Don’t give me this Star Trek crap, Kryten, it’s too early in the morning!

March 6, 2017 by Dave_Lister

68250? But sir surely that’s impossible without at least one live chicken and a rabbi?

March 3, 2017 by Dave_Lister

39436175880932- B? All nations attending the conference are only allocated one parking space?

February 27, 2017 by Dave_Lister

1742? No member of the Corp should report for duty in a ginger toupee.

February 24, 2017 by Dave_Lister

What about the Rimmer Directive which states never tangle with anything which has more teeth than the entire Osmond family?

February 20, 2017 by Dave_Lister

34124? No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity