Hermann Goring would ‘ve been more of a laugh than Rimmer!I mean, OK, he was a drug-crazed transvestite, but at least we could ‘ve gone dancing.
HE WAS A DRUG-CRAZED TRANSVESTITE, BUT AT LEAST WE COULD ‘VE GONE DANCING
Red Dwarf Quotes
OVER THE YEARS I HAVE MANAGED TO DEVELOP SOME SERIOUS CHARACTER FAULTS
He helped me break my programming, sir. Over the years I have managed to develop some serious character faults of which I’m extremely proud!
OVER THE YEARS I HAVE MANAGED TO DEVELOP SOME SERIOUS CHARACTER FAULTS
I’LL WRITE YOU INTO MY WILL IF YOU LET IT BE ME!
Cat: This is gonna crack him up. Devastate him. Who ‘s gonna tell him?
Rimmer: I ‘ll write you into my will if you let it be me!
I’LL WRITE YOU INTO MY WILL IF YOU LET IT BE ME!
AS FAR AS PSYCHOTICALLY DERANGED RUTHLESS KILLER SIMULANTS GO, YOU ‘RE A BIT OF A BABE!
Actually, as far as psychotically deranged ruthless killer stimulants go, you ‘re a bit of a babe! What are you doing tonight?
AS FAR AS PSYCHOTICALLY DERANGED RUTHLESS KILLER SIMULANTS GO, YOU ‘RE A BIT OF A BABE!
DON’T GIVE ME THIS STAR TREK CRAP KRYTEN
Don’t give me this Star Trek crap, Kryten, it’s too early in the morning!
DON’T GIVE ME THIS STAR TREK CRAP KRYTEN
THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE WITHOUT AT LEAST ONE LIVE CHICKEN AND A RABBI?
68250? But sir surely that’s impossible without at least one live chicken and a rabbi?
THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE WITHOUT AT LEAST ONE LIVE CHICKEN AND A RABBI?
ALL NATIONS ARE ONLY ALLOCATED ONE PARKING SPACE?
39436175880932- B? All nations attending the conference are only allocated one parking space?
ALL NATIONS ARE ONLY ALLOCATED ONE PARKING SPACE?
REPORT FOR DUTY IN A GINGER TOUPE
1742? No member of the Corp should report for duty in a ginger toupee.
REPORT FOR DUTY IN A GINGER TOUPE
MORE TEETH THAN THE ENTIRE OSMOND FAMILY
What about the Rimmer Directive which states never tangle with anything which has more teeth than the entire Osmond family?
MORE TEETH THAN THE ENTIRE OSMOND FAMILY
NO OFFICER WITH FALSE TEETH SHOULD ATTEMPT ORAL SEX IN ZERO GRAVITY
34124? No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity
NO OFFICER WITH FALSE TEETH SHOULD ATTEMPT ORAL SEX IN ZERO GRAVITY