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HE WAS A DRUG-CRAZED TRANSVESTITE, BUT AT LEAST WE COULD ‘VE GONE DANCING

March 24, 2017 by Dave_Lister
Hermann Goring would 've been more of a laugh than Rimmer!I mean, OK, he was a drug-crazed transvestite, but at least we could 've gone dancing.

Hermann Goring would ‘ve been more of a laugh than Rimmer!I mean, OK, he was a drug-crazed transvestite, but at least we could ‘ve gone dancing. 

HE WAS A DRUG-CRAZED TRANSVESTITE, BUT AT LEAST WE COULD ‘VE GONE DANCING

Hermann Goring would 've been more of a laugh than Rimmer!I mean, OK, he was a drug-crazed transvestite, but at least we could 've gone dancing.

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OVER THE YEARS I HAVE MANAGED TO DEVELOP SOME SERIOUS CHARACTER FAULTS

March 20, 2017 by Dave_Lister
He helped me break my programming, sir. Over the years I have managed to develop some serious character faults of which I'm extremely proud!

He helped me break my programming, sir. Over the years I have managed to develop some serious character faults of which I’m extremely proud!

OVER THE YEARS I HAVE MANAGED TO DEVELOP SOME SERIOUS CHARACTER FAULTS

He helped me break my programming, sir. Over the years I have managed to develop some serious character faults of which I'm extremely proud!

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I’LL WRITE YOU INTO MY WILL IF YOU LET IT BE ME!

March 17, 2017 by Dave_Lister
Cat: This is gonna crack him up. Devastate him. Who 's gonna tell him? Rimmer: I 'll write you into my will if you let it be me!

Cat: This is gonna crack him up. Devastate him. Who ‘s gonna tell him?

Rimmer: I ‘ll write you into my will if you let it be me!

I’LL WRITE YOU INTO MY WILL IF YOU LET IT BE ME!

Cat: This is gonna crack him up. Devastate him. Who 's gonna tell him?  Rimmer: I 'll write you into my will if you let it be me!

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AS FAR AS PSYCHOTICALLY DERANGED RUTHLESS KILLER SIMULANTS GO, YOU ‘RE A BIT OF A BABE!

March 13, 2017 by Dave_Lister
Actually, as far as psychotically deranged ruthless killer stimulants go, you 're a bit of a babe! What are you doing tonight?

Actually, as far as psychotically deranged ruthless killer stimulants go, you ‘re a bit of a babe!  What are you doing tonight?

AS FAR AS PSYCHOTICALLY DERANGED RUTHLESS KILLER SIMULANTS GO, YOU ‘RE A BIT OF A BABE!

Actually, as far as psychotically deranged ruthless killer stimulants go, you 're a bit of a babe!  What are you doing tonight?

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DON’T GIVE ME THIS STAR TREK CRAP KRYTEN

March 10, 2017 by Dave_Lister
Don't give me this Star Trek crap, Kryten, it's too early in the morning!

Don’t give me this Star Trek crap, Kryten, it’s too early in the morning!

DON’T GIVE ME THIS STAR TREK CRAP KRYTEN

Don't give me this Star Trek crap, Kryten, it's too early in the morning!

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THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE WITHOUT AT LEAST ONE LIVE CHICKEN AND A RABBI?

March 6, 2017 by Dave_Lister
68250? But sir surely that's impossible without at least one live chicken and a rabbi?

68250? But sir surely that’s impossible without at least one live chicken and a rabbi?

THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE WITHOUT AT LEAST ONE LIVE CHICKEN AND A RABBI?

68250? But sir surely that's impossible without at least one live chicken and a rabbi?

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ALL NATIONS ARE ONLY ALLOCATED ONE PARKING SPACE?

March 3, 2017 by Dave_Lister
39436175880932- B? All nations attending the conference are only allocated one parking space?

39436175880932- B? All nations attending the conference are only allocated one parking space?

ALL NATIONS ARE ONLY ALLOCATED ONE PARKING SPACE?

39436175880932- B? All nations attending the conference are only allocated one parking space?

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REPORT FOR DUTY IN A GINGER TOUPE

February 27, 2017 by Dave_Lister
1742? No member of the Corp should report for duty in a ginger toupee.

1742? No member of the Corp should report for duty in a ginger toupee.

 REPORT FOR DUTY IN A GINGER TOUPE

1742? No member of the Corp should report for duty in a ginger toupee.

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MORE TEETH THAN THE ENTIRE OSMOND FAMILY

February 24, 2017 by Dave_Lister
What about the Rimmer Directive which states never tangle with anything which has more teeth than the entire Osmond family?

What about the Rimmer Directive which states never tangle with anything which has more teeth than the entire Osmond family?

MORE TEETH THAN THE ENTIRE OSMOND FAMILY

What about the Rimmer Directive which states never tangle with anything which has more teeth than the entire Osmond family?

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NO OFFICER WITH FALSE TEETH SHOULD ATTEMPT ORAL SEX IN ZERO GRAVITY

February 20, 2017 by Dave_Lister
34124? No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity

34124? No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity

NO OFFICER WITH FALSE TEETH SHOULD ATTEMPT ORAL SEX IN ZERO GRAVITY

34124? No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity

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