1742? No member of the Corp should report for duty in a ginger toupee.
REPORT FOR DUTY IN A GINGER TOUPE
Month: February 2017
MORE TEETH THAN THE ENTIRE OSMOND FAMILY
What about the Rimmer Directive which states never tangle with anything which has more teeth than the entire Osmond family?
MORE TEETH THAN THE ENTIRE OSMOND FAMILY
NO OFFICER WITH FALSE TEETH SHOULD ATTEMPT ORAL SEX IN ZERO GRAVITY
34124? No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity
NO OFFICER WITH FALSE TEETH SHOULD ATTEMPT ORAL SEX IN ZERO GRAVITY
I PROPOSE WE HIT IT HARD AND HIT IT FAST WITH A MAJOR LEAFLET CAMPAIGN
“Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major – and I mean major – leaflet campaign”
I PROPOSE WE HIT IT HARD AND HIT IT FAST WITH A MAJOR LEAFLET CAMPAIGN
I’ VE BEEN SO WORRIED I HAVEN’T BUFFED MY SHOES IN MY TWO DAYS
“I’ve been so worried I haven’t buffed my shoes in my two days.”
I’ VE BEEN SO WORRIED I HAVEN ‘T BUFFED MY SHOES IN MY TWO DAYS
Red Dwarf Full Script Series 2 Episode 4 Stasis Leak
RED DWARF Series II Episode 4, “Stasis Leak” – Here’s the full episode along with quotes and images from Red Dwarf Stasis Leak.
I’VE SEEN WESTERNS, I KNOW HOW TO SPEAK COWBOY
“I’ ve seen Westerns, I know how to speak cowboy….” “Dry white wine and Perrier, please”.
I’VE SEEN WESTERNS, I KNOW HOW TO SPEAK COWBOY
Red Dwarf Full Script Series 2 Episode 3 Thanks for the Memory
The full script for RED DWARF Series II Episode 3, “Thanks for the Memory”. For more Red Dwarf quotes and full scripts, take a look around the site!
Things to do: Stop milk, pay papers, invade Czechoslovakia!
Things to do: Stop milk, pay papers, invade Czechoslovakia! Classic Red Dwarf quote – but which episode was it?
Things to do: Stop milk, pay papers, invade Czechoslovakia!
Red Dwarf Full Script Series 2 Episode 2 – Better Than Life
The full script for RED DWARF Series II Episode 2, “Better Than Life”. For more Red Dwarf quotes and full scripts check out the site.