November 2016 - Red Dwarf Quotes

Well I Prefer Chicken – Classic Red Dwarf Quote

November 30, 2016 by Dave_Lister

“Well I prefer chicken.” This is a classic Red Dwarf quote from Red Dwarf series 2. The episode is called ‘Better Than Life’.

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November 23, 2016 by Dave_Lister

Now kindly cluck off before I extract your giblets, and shove a large seasoned onion between the lips you never kiss with.

A classic Red Dwarf quote from season 2. The episode is called ‘Stasis Leak‘.

November 16, 2016 by Dave_Lister

You’ve got the brains of diarrhoea, and the breeding of a maggot. Classic quote from Red Dwarf series one episode ‘Balance of Power‘.

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February 24, 2021November 9, 2016 by Dave_Lister

This is the full script for Red Dwarf Series 1 Episode 4 – Waiting For God. It’s not every day you get to talk with your God Cloister!

November 2, 2016 by Dave_Lister

Every day is a happy day for a Dwarfer! Have you ever felt as happy as the Cat? Classic quote from the TV show Red Dwarf.