I tell you one thing: I’ve been to a parallel universe, I’ve seen time running backwards, I’ve played pool with planets, and I’ve given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I’d taste an edible Pot Noodle.
An Edible Pot Noodle
This Red Dwarf quote comes from series 5, episode 5 called ‘Demons and Angels‘.
“Well I prefer chicken.” This is a classic Red Dwarf quote from Red Dwarf series 2. The episode is called ‘Better Than Life’.
Well I Prefer Chicken
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Now kindly cluck off before I extract your giblets, and shove a large seasoned onion between the lips you never kiss with.
Now Kindly Cluck Off
A classic Red Dwarf quote from season 2. The episode is called ‘Stasis Leak‘.
You’ve got the brains of diarrhoea, and the breeding of a maggot. Classic quote from Red Dwarf series one episode ‘Balance of Power‘.
You’ve Got The Brains Of Diarrhoea
Classic quote from Red Dwarf series one. For more quotes, take a look around the site, and remember to like our Facebook page!
Every day is a happy day for a Dwarfer! Have you ever felt as happy as the Cat? Classic quote from the TV show Red Dwarf.
I’m So Happy
Have you ever had one of those days? Classic Red Dwarf quotes, lines and scenes here are www.reddwarfquotes.com!
Have You Ever Had One Of Those Days?
The Cat from red Dwarf is vain, ego-centric, but boy, does he have a beautiful ass! One of our favourite quotes from Red Dwarf.
I have given pleasure to the world because..